CRIKEY !
Not so very long ago, some chap called Cook sailed south you know,
Down through the southern seas
When the sea ran out he found some land, lurched ashore, Union Jack in hand
And claimed it all for good king george the english crown
Well the weather was good and the beer was cold and the natives did what they were told
So we gathered all the scum, murderers and the thieves,
We put them on ships and sailed them away, destination Botany Bay,
That's how Australia was born
Oh Australia, they say, is the place to be, where men are men, sheep are happy and there's good access to the sea
Oh Australia you gave technology a well needed kick, with the rotary clothes line and a bent bit of stick
I googled Oz culture and what did I see Kevin "Bloody" Wilson and Crocodile Dundee, and under cuisine they mentioned meat pies and vegemite
And you say you're good sportsmen, but that's a bloody joke, if you're not bowling underarm then you're in a sulk, Crikey mate, you whinge more than the bloody Poms do.
And your women go out on a Friday night, and they brag about how they drink and fight,
And they fall upstairs at 3 or 4 AM
And the sky line glows from the Barbie's light, as the aussies eat everything in sight
Well that's it mate, the end of evolution in Australia
Well now you're a country in your own right, beneath your radiant southern cross at night, and there's no-one to tell you what to do
but Ausmerica's the word I'm starting to hear, I mean even after a couple beers, do you really want to be the 51st state?
Ok so get rid of Liz and Phil, have a republic, excerise freewill, but don't let the Septic's tell you what to do
Keep saying, bonza and fair dinkum mate, have a blue, keep your thongs on yer plates, and throw another roo on the barbeque (bloody delicious)
Oh Australia, they say, is the place to be, where men are men, sheep are happy and there's great access to the sea
Oh Australia you stand at a fork on the line it's fork America or they'll fork you from behind.
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Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: monello198
Length: 03:51
Rating: 4.91
Views: 1314
Tags: acoustic ausmerica Australia barbie comedy Folkestone guitar original oz
Video Comments
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monello198 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
it's a knack..
;-}
catminima (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
LOL!
I love your way making friends all over the world :))
monello198 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
thanks mate..
but if by Aussie icons you mean "Rolf Harris" i won't have a word said against him..
lol
;-}
onetwothreeoclock (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
nice one mate. Oh and we're the fattest country on earth now! how american is that!!
one strange thing is that allot of aussie icons are hated by us, steve irwin (until he died) layton hewit, ralph harris
monello198 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
yeah i know, you're plugging the unplugged channel..
lol
i've subscribed..
tell me mate does the unplugged mean you tell jokes without a defibulator turned on?
lol
mikee
TommycUnplugged (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
How did I miss this one ? Good Job dude !
monello198 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
mate.. i know Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.. well actually i don't "know" him, but i've been a fan of his and he's been an inspiration to me for "Bloody" years..
;-}
theaccempire (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
check out - kevin bloody wilson, they beat me. he is quite big in oz. the end is the best.. :)
monello198 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
thank you sweet sherry
;-}
sherrywine1941 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Very good monello. I did enjoy. (5*) Sherry |
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